Crazy Japanese Mouse
All that therapy and your still suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder? Been on a month-long meth binge and still feel "unclean"? Then the Loas HandClean mouse is perfect for your cracked-out ass. According to the pictures on the website (I can't read Japanese) the HandClean mouse has a special LED that kills germs and disinfects your hand. If you have any sort of feeling that you need this mouse, please, for the sake of society, get help. If you don't get help from Caps, get help somewhere.
-CGP fo Life-