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Love Me Some Crack

The President has nothing on this company. Why bother with "No Child Left Behind" when the country yearns for something more. Something strong. Something they care about. Something like...Crack.

The "No Crack Left Behind" initiative will strenghen our nation and give it an economic boost. Higher rates of armed robbery will flood the market with cash. Navigator sales will skyrocket, along with spinning dub deuces. It's what our country needs in the wake of the horrible hurricane disasters.

Listen to Mr. Happy Crack. He knows best.


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