Nuclear Globe
What drunk college student wouldn't want this?? It'a 6 foot tall bubble that you can get in and do battle on the water!
"Have a blast in the Nuclear Globe! Climb inside this giant 6-foot sphere and rock-and-roll across the water. The inset cups on the outer surface help grip and paddle your way through the water as you spin the globe. Using two Nuclear Globes, you can engage in Nuclear Face-Off as you and an oppponent compete to bump and bounce each other into submission. Prepare for combat!"
When your finished battling and pass out on the beach in Cancun, the locals can use it to float to America.
-CGP fo Life-
