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November 29, 2005

Convert those Quicktime movies and chuck them on your iPod

So, I was looking for a way to throw all of my Quicktime movies on my iPod and I came across MoviesformyPod. It's really slick and fast and so easy my mom can do it...ON CRAK!


November 20, 2005

No Caption Needed


Found via Yahoo!

-CGP fo Life-

November 19, 2005

Nuclear Globe


What drunk college student wouldn't want this?? It'a 6 foot tall bubble that you can get in and do battle on the water!

"Have a blast in the Nuclear Globe! Climb inside this giant 6-foot sphere and rock-and-roll across the water. The inset cups on the outer surface help grip and paddle your way through the water as you spin the globe. Using two Nuclear Globes, you can engage in Nuclear Face-Off as you and an oppponent compete to bump and bounce each other into submission. Prepare for combat!"

When your finished battling and pass out on the beach in Cancun, the locals can use it to float to America.

-CGP fo Life-

November 16, 2005

Kazakhstan Looses Sense of Humor


Kazakhstan doesnt like Ali G, damn commies.

"Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action on Monday against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show", has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West."

-CGP fo Life-

November 14, 2005

Beer Container Protocol

So I've been drinking (which I do a lot) and thinking (which I don't do nearly enough) and came up with something amazingly brilliant. But then I forgot it and scribbled down this instead. Like most of the women I sleep with, I am sure I'll regret this tomorrow.

Beer Container Protocol

Keg - Always the preferred container for Gods Gift. The man with a keg controls all. They can even be mobilized thanks to dollies and indentured servants. Bringing your keg out in public will attract moochers nine times out of ten, so be sure to bring lots of bear repellant.

Pitcher - If above mentioned indentured servant is otherwise occupied then this is your next best choice. Don't want to share your pitcher? Damn right you don't, and by drinking directly from the pitcher, no one but the drunkest slob will want to share your Saliva Pale Ale.

Pint Glass - Simple, elegant, and always there for you (unlike your girlfriend, who's always there for ME). In the Beer Protocol, the Pint Glass comes third.

Glass Bottle - Hey at least it's not a can!

Yard Glass - Frat boy novelty. If there's good beer in it, the second foot and a half will be warm and flat by the time you reach it. If there's bad beer in it, then I hope you trip and cut yourself on a yard of glass you schmuck

Beer Hat - Makes up for the use of cans by being considered formal-wear in Kentucky. Two beers at a time means you can get funk draster!

Beer Bong - That sixer of Naughty Ice that some loser brought over isn't gonna drink itself. MGD, Bud, PBR, or any other beer that is only valuable for the liquor content can quickly drown your troubles via a large funnel and 3 feet of smelly rubber tubing from Home Depot.

Beer Can - Consider this simply a momentary container before filling your beer bong. Canned beer tastes bad, is not a usable weapon, and despite what your gay uncle told you, it will not make you forget that time he touched your no-no spot.

Plastic Beer Bottle - What good is a beer container if you can hurt a Major League Baseball player with it?

Beer Goggles - Not a Beer container but something everyone should always be wary of. If she's talking to you and not trying to steal your wallet, then she's ugly.

-CGP fo Life-

WTF is Tetran

What the hell is a Tetran??
Is it an add-on for the iBuzz mentioned earlier today?
Maybe it's a crazy Japanese massager?
Howabout one of those wall-sticky toys you used to pull out of cereal in the 80's???

It's an iPod headphone cable winder thingy!!!!!!
I know, what a let down. You were expecting the next HUGE THING®™ and in the end it's just an overpriced ($12.95!) cable winder thingy. Just like your mom told you growing up, they can't all be winners now can they??

From their website:

"TETRAN is the fun cable winder for your favorite iPod or MP3 player's earbud headphones. Just wind your cable around TETRAN's body and use TETRAN's cute mouth as a holder for your earbuds. The spikes keep TETRAN from running away. There is a removable ball-bearing style chain included for attaching TETRAN to your belt loop, cell phone strap or key ring.

In addition to TETRAN's fuctionality as a earbud cable winder, TETRAN can be used for a relaxation break. Squeeze TETRAN in your hand to relieve stress, or roll TETRAN around on the floor for a foot massage. TETRAN's incredibly cute design is available in four fun color variations: Pink, Green, Yellow, and Orange."

-CGP fo Life-

Is that an iPod in your panties???


I am amazed it took this long.

"A super-fun sex toy that plugs into your iPod! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. And you can listen to your songs while you're enjoying the vibrations... Use the his-and-hers attachments to add extra excitement. Turn him into a vibrator with the stretchy ring and use the soft sleeve for sensitive stimulation. No music player? You can still use the iBuzz for orgasmic fun. Just turn on and enjoy the 7 amazing vibration patterns - press the arrow buttons until you find the one that suits your mood. Supplied with all the wires you need to use any any MP3 player or music source."

The iBuzz
To bad for your girlfriend they won't ship them to the US.

-CGP fo Life-

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